Derrick Nature Favors

I am Spencer and these are the things that I enjoy.

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via horriblylogical)

koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

(via bambambaklava)

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via bambambaklava)